I Don't Want Your Brains I Want Your Fucking Heart

baby: *cries*
everyone: oh you poor sweet thing don't cry you're okay
me: shut the fuck up take it outside why do people keep having these things

meladoodle:

haha its so awkward when youre digging a hole to hide a body and you find another body.

Did this happen to you because frankly I’m worried

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son i’m not mad that your text post only got 3 notes i’m just disappointed

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My teachers: So what do you want to do in life? 
My parents: So what do you want to do in life? 
My extended family: So what do you want to do in life?
Adults: So what do you want to do in life?
My peers: So what do you want to do in life?
Me: What do I want to do in life?

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

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